Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Awful Summer For Real Madrid Fans   Jose Mourinho's pre-season at Roma so far:10-0 vs Montecatini2-0 vs Ternana1-0 vs Triestina5-2 vs Debrecen   Tom Starke Has Played 12 Matches For Bayern Between 2012-18 And He Has Won 14 Trophies With Bayern.   Poor Son Heung Min   Clubs and their weaknesses:   Respect   D...Full Story »

Ronaldinho is confident Lionel Messi will be staying with Barcelona. The No.10 has reached an agreement to renew his contract at Barcelona, although the club are yet to announce it. The situation has a lot of Barcelona supporters concerned and even Messi's former teammate Ronaldinho is eagerly awaiting the news that he has signed a new deal at the club. "Messi has to stay," Ronaldinho told ...Full Story »

Dortmund in the market Borussia Dortmund are set to land PSV Eindhoven’s forward Donyell Malen in a deal worth 30 million euros in the coming days as they prepare for life without Jadon Sancho. The Dutchman, who found the back of the net 19 times last season in 32 appearances for the Dutch side, also featured for the Netherlands at Euro 2020, providing 2 assists. As per transfer speci...Full Story »

It seems like such a long time ago now, but there were times after Sir Alex Ferguson left when David de Gea was single-handedly keeping Man United in matches with some unreal performances. He was seen by many as the best keeper in the world and his departure could've been a total disaster for them, but times have changed and his reputation has taken a knock in recent years. The abject perfor...Full Story »

Liverpool defender Virgil Van Dijk looks set to make his return to action this week after nine months out with a serious knee injury. The Holland captain has been out since undergoing surgery on the anterior cruciate ligament in his right leg after a clash with Jordan Pickford in October's Merseyside derby. Van Dijk has sat out the first three training games at the club's camp in Austria but...Full Story »

It is expected that Real Madrid and Manchester United will finalise the transfer of Raphael Varane in the coming days, a transaction that will see the Spanish club earn around 50 million euros. This is the next step in the club's long-term mission of signing Kylian Mbappe. No signings are expected at Real Madrid this summer, except for the possible acquisition of Mbappe. If they are to pull o...Full Story »

Jadon Sancho's request to wear the number 7 jersey at Manchester United was rejected by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. United completed a £72.1 million deal to sign the England international from Borussia Dortmund last week. Sancho wore the number 7 jersey at Dortmund and wanted to wear the same number, made famous at United by the likes of Eric Cantona and David Beckham. Veteran Edinson Cavani...Full Story »

Cristiano Ronaldo will be told Juventus expect him to stay at the club when he returns for pre-season training on Monday. The 36-year-old's €30m-a-year contract runs out next summer and Juventus risk losing him for nothing in 2022 unless they sell the forward this summer or offer him a new deal. Ronaldo had been linked with a move away from the Allianz Stadium and was set to leave the cl...Full Story »

Ayunga joins Morecambe Happy to have joined @ShrimpsOfficial. Looking forward to the start of the season 🦐 pic.twitter.com/D75Jb7Ildo— Jonah Ayunga (@JonahAyunga) July 26, 2021 Neymar & Barcelona end legal dispute Barcelona and Neymar have ended their long-running legal dispute in "amicable fashion", the Spanish outfit have revealed, with four years of battling in court...Full Story »

The centre-back is set to make the move to Old Trafford after the two clubs agreed a fee for the 28-year-old on Monday. Manchester United have agreed a deal to sign centre-back Raphael Varane from Real Madrid, Goal understands. It is understood that the two clubs have reached an agreement of £41 million ($57m) for the defender and he is expected to complete his transfer after a medical...Full Story »